I knew when I started getting the spam comments to this blog that the technical stuff was working – now I know the ‘presence’ is working as well. Following on from the Herald posting and the good comments discussion, I have my first troll, who’s decided I am 17, just broke up with them before Christmas., and she hopes I get VD.
I’ll take this wonderfully inventive (and mis-spelled) flame bait as a compliment. So ‘Jane Doe’ (how original) I salute you. I’m officially worth trolling.
My parents are wonderful, but they live in an area that has a curse. No broadband or cable television – but I wouldn’t see them on their own at Christmas. So I took the last two days to be with them, but now I’m back to a stack of programs recorded over the festive period from cable, a mountain of email, and some things to bring you up to speed with in the SL world.
First of all, I’m going to be online for most of the next few days, so if you want to catch up with me in world, please use the (now working) Find feature under ctrl-f and send me an IM. Would love to chat to you all, and if I’m not off exploring you can swing by my store in the south of Gwail and I should be there.
The Second Life Herald (remember that ‘Always Fairly Unbalanced’ tagline!) picks up on my Christmas Party adventures, namely at Crayon’s Party. I’m enjoying the conversation in the comments.
Lillani is still in Big Brother – with six in the house it’s getting close. There’s one big eviction night left to cull the troops down to the final three. If you want to help one my close friends, then head over to The Big Brother Island and cast your vote for Lillani Lowell.
Linden Lab announce that there will be minimal support over the festive period (I guess that the one staff member got the short straw to man the phones and satisfy some estoric protocol definition of 24/7 service). Was it any surprise a ‘grey goo’ attack was launched?
At this time of year, it seems to be the done thing to write out some predictions for 2007. I’m still wondering if I’ll post mine publicly, but your friend and mine, the Second Life Herald has posted it’s predictions. Worth reading over a nice glass of Christmas cheer, just watch out for number five…
5. The Crayonista new media PR firm dissolves when it turns out that several of the partners have fallen madly in love with Second Life uber-escort Cardie Mahoney and jealousy trumps their corporate loyalty. Left without work, several of them take jobs writing advertising copy for the Herald. One lucky Crayonista becomes PR officer for Cardie Mahoney’s erotic empire.
Aww bless Uri’s little cotton socks, he’s still chasing this one. Well, I’m the paragon of silence when it comes to the little black book, although I’m more than happy if anyone does want to apply for the role of my PR Officer – especially if they know where to hang the mistletoe at a Christmas Party.
Have to say though, that the Christmas Parties in Second Life have been an absolute blast, and I’ve been enjoying jumping around all the invites – makes me feel like a proper litle socialite, with dress changes, answering invitations, and having a great time.
“I really love how you look, you’re hot.”
Which makes me smile, because deep down I know it’s true. Superficial I know, but I worked long and hard on my avatar. Anyway, I’m digressing. The lovely compliment above drifted over the reception to me, and I was glad to be able to hand over a card to him with some suggested donations (ahem). Turns out that here was someone willing to admit that it was his first time and he wanted something special, no fumbling, no worries about performance, but who could make the first time actually go smoothly and sexually.
I’m your gal, I thought, but something was holding me back – not alarm bells as such, just the sixth sense (and no, I wasn’t seeing dead avatars).
Turns out that he was Italian, and English wasn’t his first language. Now I may be in it for the money, but I’m also aware of simple things like customer service. I use language a lot, and rely on that a lot more than the Sexgens of the SL world. So While I talked to him and suggested that maybe he’d be best try someone who can speak (type) Italian, I’m furiously on the back channel to all the girls finding out if there is such a girl online.
And after all that, even with the concern, he still wanted me. And if he could argue that well in public, I was starting to come around to the idea that he’d be able to hold himself together in the bedroom.
Boy, could he!
With the festive season almost here (yaay for presents!) my thoughts are turning to the best films at Christmas! And on that list (for me) is Mary Poppins. Which means when this little Vicotrian Nanny’s costume showed up on my little ‘must have’ radar I was was so ready to get it on and find my Dick Van Dyke. And yes, all dicks and dykes accepted over IM in SL!
The full version of this set, with 31 pictures, is now available in the members section of my website. Why not take the free tour of the site before you join and get instant access to this and all the archived galleries for $15.
Just sitting here, giggling away to this one. Christmas has most definitly come early. Dr Cox as Linus? Loving it!
This gorgeous combo of pink, grey and snappy comfy lycra bra just flew past my eyes on SL Boutique and before I could even mutter “I’ve gotta have those” I was putting the Linden down and heading to the club. I love shopping days like this.
The full version of this set, with 30 pictures, is now available in the members section of my website. Why not take the free tour of the site before you join and get instant access to this and all the archived galleries for $15.
It never ceases to amaze me some of the names and titles that other web publications manage to author when they are linking to my site and writing about myself. Next up in the cut out and keep collection is from an article at Something Awful. Here it is, with context:
I sometimes wonder what great-uncle Bernie, that primordial paragon of sexual virility, would think of Second Life. Would he appreciate the “erotica” of Players, the Second Life pornographic magazine? Would his clubbed fingers feverishly guide him towards “the best little whorehouses in Second Life”? Would he assume the identity of a younger man and peruse the wares of Strokerz Toyz, brainchild of peerless penis programmer Stroker Serpentine? Would he slowly succumb to the tender touches of Cardie Mahoney, Second Life’s most esteemed cum dumpster? Or would he prefer the forbidden fruit of furry Axeonos Fluffball, admin of furnation, who demurely divulges that she “doesn’t yiff while dressed like a lolita”?
Link: Something Awful – Second Life Sucks
As Captain Jack Sparrow would say, “ah, but you have heard of me!“
Nothing like pulling on some leather armour and a sharpened aerobie frisbee to get teh hearts and libido fluttering in all of you. Time to do a bit of a Xena look for you all on a mountain hillside. Now, who would like to be my Gabrielle?
The full version of this set, with 30 pictures, is now available in the members section of my website. Why not take the free tour of the site before you join and get instant access to this and all the archived galleries for $15.
You go my girl! Lillani has survived another round of the Second Life Big Brother evictions and she wants me to thank all of you who have teleported over to the island to say hi, because a fair number of you have told her you came there from here. Good for you all. But it’s another round of voting now, everything has reset to zero, so it’s time for you all to swing by yet again to vote for Llillani Lowell.
Oh and there’s a second vote for someone to go back in from a sin bin Island. Rencius Herbert and Golda Stein have a chance to get voted back into the house. Lil has said she’d much prefer the company of Golda…
